If you're an asshole and you know it..

I'm sorry for lying to you

I'm sorry for all those times you cried

I'm sorry for disappointing you

I'm sorry for making you angry

I'm sorry for ignoring you

I'M SORRY

I'm sorry for wasting your time

I'm sorry for raising my voice at you

I'm sorry for throwing my tantrum at you

I'm sorry for ever making you feel bad

I'm sorry for turning out to be 

less than I appear to be

- Full of Shit

So what are you "sorry" about? Where does your "sorry" belong to? One of them? All of them? Or does it fit more in the heading - as in, "I'm sorry but I'm just full of shit?"

"  I'm sorry, but a proper apology doesn't begin with one. It begins with an act of redemption. "

- Raihan Rocknova (Me)